Fake IPL Player and Another IPL player

If you find who is Fake IPL Player and Another IPL player.. Then what will be your first reaction against them??

Post your answer in comment section.

My Answer is..

For FIP - I will ask him to teach English for me. (I dont think there is anything other than that with him.)

For AIP - I will ask him to predict the exact year when i clear my pending arrear. (If he say that then i wont read for the exam. hehe)

Cheers!!